The punchline hits like a lightning bolt from the clouds. A dead farm cat in heaven, mice on roller skates, and God innocently running the most adorable celestial delivery service in history. Then comes that chillingly perfect line about “Meals on Wheels,” and suddenly paradise looks a lot like a cartoon crime sce… Continues…

In one story, heaven becomes the ultimate comedy sketch: a worn-out farm cat finally gets his soft pillow, while terrified mice are granted roller skates to escape their earthly fate. Yet in a twist of cosmic irony, God unknowingly turns their wish into the perfect delivery system for a very satisfied feline, blurring the line between blessing and dark humor.

The second tale shifts the stage to Earth, where four proud men parade their cats’ talents like circus acts—geometry, accounting, chemistry. Each performance is clever, precise, and impressive. But the government worker’s cat steals the show, not with brilliance, but with

bureaucracy: consuming the work, causing chaos, filing complaints, and vanishing on paid leave. Together, the jokes expose a shared truth: sometimes the systems we trust—divine or human—are hilariously, painfully blind to who really benefits.