Two elderly men were talking about the woes of modern technology. “I just can’t ever seem to remember my darn password.

The other one smiled. “Oh really? I can never forget mine!”

“How do you manage it?” asked the first guy curiously.

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“Well, I simply set all my passwords to ‘Incorrect’ so that whenever I’m told that my password is incorrect, I’ll remember it!”

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said,

“How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

Curious, the husband said, “Who was that?”

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And his lovely wife replies, “I don’t have any idea who it was. It was some stupid woman wanting to know “if the coast is clear.”