A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction said, “Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs… what’s their names?”
The blonde replies, “Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex.”
The man responds “Huh.. that’s interesting… why did you name them such names?”The blonde sighs and shakes her head. “Everyone keeps asking me the same thing, duh, what else can you name your watch dogs??”
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out.
They try to get help with their cell phones but are out of luck.Even the phones are turned off.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help, one blonde says to the others, “I think the best way to call for help is to scream together.”
The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly,“Together, together, together.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
