The teacher asks Joanie,
\n\u201cIf you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter and another quarter and then another quarter, how much would you have left?\u201d<\/p>\n
Joanie replies, \u201cA million dollars minus 75 cents.\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman was very rich and the man was poor but honest.
\nShe liked him, but that was all, and he knew it.<\/p>\n
One night he had been a little more tender than usual. \u201cYou are very rich,\u201d he ventured.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d she replied frankly, I\u2019m worth 1.25 million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd I\u2019m poor,\u201d he replied. \u201cWill you marry me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cI thought you would say no.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThen why did you ask me?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, just to see how a man feels when he loses 1.25 million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n
A 60-year-old millionaire was getting married and threw a big wedding reception.
\nThe big day arrived, and he got married to his stunning 23-year-old bride in the vast garden of his 50,000-square-foot mansion.<\/p>\n
Champagne was flowing and an enormous team of waiters was flitting about serving the finest hors-d\u2019oeuvres in the land.<\/p>\n
Naturally, the millionaire\u2019s less wealthy friends couldn\u2019t help but feel jealous.<\/p>\n
In a quiet moment, one of them asked him how he landed such a young beauty.<\/p>\n
\u201cSimple,\u201d grinned the millionaire, \u201cI faked my age.\u201d<\/p>\n
His friends were really amazed and asked him how old he said he was.<\/p>\n
\u201c87!\u201d he replied.<\/p>\n
A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.
\n\u2018To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leave the house and $2 million,\u2019 the attorney reads.<\/p>\n
\u2018To my darling daughter, Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the business and $1 million.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018And finally,\u2019 the lawyer concludes, \u2018to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me and thought I would never mention him in my will.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Well, you were wrong. Hi Dan!\u2019<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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