A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the greeter said, \u201cAutomotive, aisle 15.\u201d Surprised, the man asked how he knew he was there for oil. \u201cThat\u2019s my job,\u201d the greeter replied. Another man entered and heard, \u201cSporting goods, aisle 28.\u201d \u201cHow did you know I needed fishing gear?\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s my job.\u201d Then a woman walked in and the greeter said,…<\/p>\n
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the greeter said, \u201cAutomotive, aisle 15.\u201d
\nSurprised, the man asked how he knew he was there for oil.
\n\u201cThat\u2019s my job,\u201d the greeter replied.<\/p>\n
Another man entered and heard, \u201cSporting goods, aisle 28.\u201d
\n\u201cHow did you know I needed fishing gear?\u201d
\n\u201cThat\u2019s my job.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then a woman walked in and the greeter said, \u201cTampons, aisle 5.\u201d
\nShe replied, \u201cNo, I need hemorrhoid medicine.\u201d
\n\u201cDarn,\u201d the greeter said. \u201cMissed it by an inch.\u201d<\/p>\n
On a flight, a man waited endlessly for the men\u2019s restroom. A flight attendant allowed him to use the women\u2019s restroom but warned him not to touch the buttons. Inside, curiosity won. One button sprayed water, another blew warm air, and a third released powder. Delighted, he pressed the final button labeled \u201cA.T.R.\u201d He woke up in a hospital. A doctor explained he had pressed the \u201cAutomatic Tampon Remover.\u201d<\/p>\n
Later, two boys\u2014one nine, one four\u2014went to a grocery store. The older boy brought tampons to the register. When the cashier asked who they were for, he replied, \u201cMy little brother.\u201d
\nConfused, the cashier asked why.
\nThe boy shrugged and said, \u201cThe commercials say you can swim and ride a bike with them\u2014and he can\u2019t do either.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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