A woman went to her doctor feeling unwell. After a complete physical, he told her everything was normal. \u201cHow\u2019s your appetite?\u201d he asked. \u201cGreat! I eat like a horse,\u201d she replied. \u201cAnd your sleep?\u201d \u201cAbout eight hours a night.\u201d \u201cAnd your bowels?\u201d \u201cEvery morning at 7:20.\u201d The doctor frowned. \u201cSomething\u2019s happening that I can\u2019t figure out. I\u2019ll prescribe an antibiotic and see if it helps.\u201d Inside her, three germs were listening. One said, \u201cI\u2019ll hide in the liver,\u201d another chose the kidney, and the last one grinned, \u201cYou guys can stick around, but I\u2019m taking the 7:20 out of here!\u201d<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, two doctors were treating a man with lung problems caused by smoking herbal cannabis. \u201cBut it\u2019s herbal!\u201d protested the patient. \u201cNature isn\u2019t always innocent,\u201d said Dr. Jenkins. \u201cApricot stones contain lethal cyanide. There\u2019s even a plant in my garden\u2014sit under it for five minutes and you\u2019ll die. Just because it\u2019s natural doesn\u2019t mean it\u2019s safe!\u201d The patient left, promising to quit, and later the doctors had lunch. Dr. Smith asked, \u201cWhich plant kills you if you sit under it?\u201d Dr. Jenkins smiled, \u201cA water lily.\u201d<\/p>\n
A miracle doctor arrived in town, curing anyone of anything. Everyone was amazed, except for Bhola, the town grouch. He went to the doctor complaining, \u201cDoc, I\u2019ve lost my sense of taste!\u201d The doctor handed him jar number 43. Bhola tasted it, spat it out, and yelled, \u201cThis is shit!\u201d \u201cExactly,\u201d said the doctor, \u201cyour sense of taste is restored.\u201d Bhola left, furious, realizing he\u2019d been tricked.<\/p>\n
A month later, Bhola returned, this time saying, \u201cDoc, I can\u2019t remember anything!\u201d The doctor began, \u201cAh, for that you need\u2014\u201d but before he could finish, Bhola bolted out of the office. He had learned his lesson: with this doctor, miracles came with a twist.READ MORE BELOW A woman went to her doctor feeling unwell. After a complete physical, he told her everything was normal. \u201cHow\u2019s your appetite?\u201d he asked. \u201cGreat! I eat like… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6390,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"\n
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